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Old 01-13-2005, 08:23 PM
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Boxer property laws

lol i thought this was cute i found it on Euro Boxer

BOXER PROPERTY LAWS
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1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken or doesn't taste good, it's yours.
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Old 01-15-2005, 02:55 PM
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very good
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:07 AM
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Smile so true!

I love that and it's sooo true! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 01-28-2005, 02:38 PM
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so cute and very true

 
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:22 PM
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That is so true! Very Funny!

 
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Old 02-04-2005, 04:00 AM
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that is so true!! Things like this make me realize that we're actually living a very fun life thanks to our boxers

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Old 07-06-2005, 09:19 PM
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Thumbs up

That really made me smile and giggle. And it is soo true too.
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:50 PM
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I love it! so darn true!
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Old 07-08-2005, 10:54 PM
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haha i used that one on the homepage of my website!
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Old 08-11-2005, 03:27 PM
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that is the funniest thing I have ever heard/read. I am sending a copy of that to everybody I know. That is so much like my Rock, it's like it written for him.