Poem for new puppy owners

[Shotze's Mom]

Dont smell crotches, dont eat plants,
Dont steal food or underpants,
Dont eat my socks, dont grab my hair,
DONT RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Dont eat those peas, dont touch that bush,
Dont chew my shoes, what is this mush?!?!
Eat your own cookies, drink your own drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX ITS FOR THE CAT!
(and must you lick me after that?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Dont despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years youll get back your life!
So lets go out for walkies, so you can do your "thing",
And maybe Ill get back my diamond ring!



I found this in petsmart on a flyer and thought it was the cutest thing!!!

(describes a boxer pup to the tee!)

[murried2]

That is so cute!!

[SprocketMom]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! How Funny! I LOVE It!!!!!


Kimberly E.