The Boxer Promise

MyGirlHeidi · #1 12-01-2003, 01:26 PM

A Boxer's Promise

I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells. The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not throw up in the car. I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,ect. I will not eat other animal's poop. I will not lick my human's face after eating other animal's poop. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not chew crayons or pens, 'especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it is raining outside. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I will not play tug-o-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. I do not need to stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I must shake the rain water off my fur and wipe my feet BEFORE entering the house. If I should break this plege, please remember what your pledge is to me....I forgive you :-)

basak · #2 12-02-2003, 05:33 AM

aaww... that is just great

Az Boxr Lovr · #3 12-02-2003, 08:08 AM

MyGirlHeidi....how true, how true. The only thing I would add is I promise to stop helping Mom empty the dishwasher!

thanks for putting the smile on my face this morning.
Cheryl

MyGirlHeidi · #4 12-02-2003, 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by Az Boxr Lovr
MyGirlHeidi....how true, how true. The only thing I would add is I promise to stop helping Mom empty the dishwasher! thanks for putting the smile on my face this morning.
Cheryl

Heidi's problem is she wants to help Mom load the dishwasher and pre-rinse every plate!!

BoxerLuv82 · #5 12-03-2003, 06:04 PM

This is such a cute little pledge

AZ Boxer Boys · #6 12-03-2003, 09:23 PM

Love it. Thanks for sharing.
Cindy

Cindy Creel · #7 12-03-2003, 11:51 PM

I was laughing so much I think that I woke everyone up.

Cindy

RockinRob · #8 02-04-2004, 10:36 PM

that was great was laughing so hard

Scrapper's Mom · #9 02-04-2004, 10:50 PM

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I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

Now that is one heck of a mental picture! LOL

WYearta · #10 02-09-2004, 03:48 PM

That is soooo cute!! Especially since Boomer had his first experience at the drive-thru window this weekend!! It was hilarious- he was in the backseat and before I knew it he was in my lap and almost out the window before I knew it!! Luckily, he's a cutie-pie and the girl actually gave him a doggie treat!

Whitney and Boomer