10 Dog Peeves about Humans
I thought this was cute so wanted to share with you all.
1. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, and I BARK!
2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hooooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
Cooper Andrew- Sexy, 6 yr old reverse brindle male
Arley James- Sexy, 2 yr old white male