Husband Beater - kind of long

punchinella · #1 08-04-2006, 11:32 AM

Okay, so let me set the scene. Last night I'm outside with Punchie and we're playing with a stick; fetch, etc. Well, I take the stick and I'm sort of waving it around my body - she likes to chase it. Well, I go to hand it to her and I guess she got too excited and she grabbed for it, but got my thumb instead - HARD! Of course I scream out loud "Ouch!" and play ceases while mommy sucks her now very sore thumb. DH is looking out the window - and says "Did she bite you?" I respond, "Yes, but it was an accident." And we go inside at this point. DH is in the kitchen; as we walk in the door Punchie goes over to him and he's acting mad at her telling her what a bad girl she is for biting momma. (I'm still nursing my thumb) Now here's the part where hubby's brain fell out his a$$. He pretends to spank her! Now keep in mind, we don't spank/hit our dogs - AT ALL, EVER!!! So, had I had my wits about me, I would've realized he was trying to mess with me, because he was acting mad and I'm saying "It's Okay" "Really, It's Okay" He thought he was being cute, by putting his hand down beside Punchie's rear and then smacking his own hand, which made a really loud smacking sound. Bet he didn't see what was coming next - my hand smack across his bare back before I even realized what I had done. I smacked the crap out of DH! And hard!

I didn't really mean to, it was just a knee-jerk reaction when I thought for a split-second he had spanked Punchie. Don't know where it came from - but let's just say, I bet DH thinks twice before playing with my emotions

lisasentous · #2 08-04-2006, 11:51 AM

You set the scene brillantly, I can just picture it happening.

You are a bad women.

What a laugh.

ozzy's mum · #3 08-04-2006, 11:52 AM

LOL!,he must have wondered what had hit him!,litrally!
Anyways,its his own fault he should know how protective of her you are!

BoxerRock · #4 08-04-2006, 11:59 AM

That's great!!! You should get yourself one of those t-shirts like Punchie has that says "I didn't do it."

BoscoDog · #5 08-04-2006, 12:32 PM

Haha! What a great story. I'd do the same!

crowpete · #6 08-04-2006, 12:34 PM

That will teach him

. I would have done the same thing!

hldavis · #7 08-04-2006, 12:43 PM

I've actually done that before too....hitting DH but really not meaning to at least not that hard anyway...my DH had a mark and boy was he mad.....

x19er · #8 08-04-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by punchinella

I smacked the crap out of DH!

Oops - you go girl I would have done the same! Like yourselves we never hit the dogs but my in-laws are from the old school of dog training and have raised thier hands to Dino when he was younger - luckily I restrained myself and did not rush across the room and bop them one

They have now got the message thank goodness.

punchinella · #9 08-04-2006, 12:49 PM

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That's great!!! You should get yourself one of those t-shirts like Punchie has that says "I didn't do it."

LOL

I think I was in shock almost as much as DH was. As soon as it happened, he was like, "What the hell?" I was sort of like, "Um, oops." But really, he should have known better

hee, hee, hee

tatum · #10 08-04-2006, 12:55 PM

So what did Punchi do??? Our dogs go into a frinze hyper stage when we fake play wrestling etc... I'm sure she was like "what is going on Here? What did i miss??"