The Dog Rules...

[punkin]

I found the funniest book I think I have read in a long time. It is called The Dog Rules... Damn Near Everything by William J. Thomas. Here's one of my favorite parts quoted from the book...(with a few comments). Now, picture this with your boxer. Toooo funny!!!

Rule 1 - Dogs are not allowed on or near furniture of any kind, at any time. (Haaaaaaa haaa haaa!)
Rule 2 - Okay, the dog can jump on your lap while you're on the furniture but that's it. (Insert boxer image here)
Rule 3 - OKay, the dog can jump up on the furniture of he's got something important to show you, like the stuffed Easter bunny he stole from the kid next door. (or the underwear from the old lady next door)
Rule 4 - Okay, the dog can get up on the old furniture but not the new furniture. (Been there, done that... do we have furniture?)
Rule 5 - Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like old furniture, and then we'll sell the bloody furniture in the lawn sale with the doghouse and the cage in a three-for-fifty-bucks trifecta. (Yup, that's exactly what happened)
Rule 6 - Since it's spelled with a "c"and not a "k", the dog is not allowed up on the BarcaLounger. (Not sure what this is, but I think he's talking about my favorite electronic rocker, recliner)
Rule 7 - Okay, the dog can sit in the BarcaLounger, but only if it's in the upright position. (Am I in it too?)
Rule 8 - Okay, the dog can gear down and put the BarcaLounger in the "sleep" position but only if he's really tired. (I'm still the Pillow)
Rule 9 - Okay, the dog can shift into the "rocker recliner" position but never the "swivel glider" position. (Snuggle time...)
Rule 10 - Okay, but if the dog activates the "swivel glider" mechanism and he gets sick, he cleans it up himself. (If I get sick, he can still clean it up).

LOL!!