Oh, I would've flipped!!!! The worst thing I've come in contact with in my house is a trantula. I didn't even know tarantulas existed in Oklahoma, but apparently, they do!! It was 2:30 in the morning and I was awaken by the sensation of something crawling on my neck, and sprung up out of bed, arms flying every which direction. I flipped on the light and there the bas*#@% was sitting on my bed staring at me. He did not move, just sat there. So once I regained my composure, I found a plastic cup with a lid and scooped the damn thing up and saved it until dh (fiance at the time) came over to get rid of it for me.
One of my daycare families lives in the country and they have scorpions around their place. I never knew we had scorpions in Oklahoma either until I met them
I'm so naive!